S**TFEST Halloween Marathon: Best Worst Horror Movies Ever
On Friday, Oct 28, join us for a spooky special edition of our monthly bad-movie beatdown: S**TFEST, where we screen and tear apart the worst movies in history! Movies so inept, so dumb, so deliciously awful…that they’re amazing.
This time, we’ve got an especially painful triple feature for Halloween. And for this line-up, we’re not just screening terrible horror flicks…we’re screening the BEST of the WORST!
Start the night with THE GINGERDEAD MAN from 2005. An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer – this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair!
Follow that with what might be THE WORST HORROR FILM OF ALL TIME: the mind-boggling, head-scratching, “what-the-f-is-happening” disasterpiece TROLL 2 from 1990.
The plot: A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they’re visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them. That’s right: a movie called TROLL 2 is not even about trolls. A movie that launched a 1000 memes (OH MY GOOOOOODDD!) and was so bad that an award-winning documentary was made about it. Come check out this hysterical mess that must be seen to be believed…
Finally, lose your mind with the worst of the “heavy metal horrors” of the 80’s: the ridiculously low budget, jaw-droppingly stupid Faustian turdbomb SHOCK EM DEAD, starring ex-porn actress Traci Lords! The plot: Martin is a total loser who makes a deal with the devil to become the greatest rock star in the world. Hardly. This unintentional laugh riot will break you.
This is no silent screening, people. We must give these unholy cinema abominations the punishment they so richly deserve. Razzing, riffing, and drunken yelling at the screen is highly encouraged!
- THE GINGERDEAD MAN – 5:30
- TROLL 2 – 6:30
- SHOCK EM DEAD – 8:00
Free to all
Full bar and food available
If you survive these tasteless terrors, stick around after for DYSTOPIA, our monthly goth dance party, starting at 10:00. DYSTOPIA is $10.